{A Sing-Along For The Whole Family!....Well, At Least For the Ones Who Aren't Dead!}

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table!

David Hume could out consume

Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel!

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist!

Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

John Stuart mill, of his own free will, on half-a-pint of Shandy was particularly ill,

Plato, in his day, could stuff it away, half-a-crate of whiskey ev'ry day!

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Renee Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am!"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed..............

...........a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!